Have you seen this tongue-and-cheek list of why cats make
better partners than men? I added a few, so feel free to add more of
your own in the comment section below. Ladies, no matter who you date or
marry, you will likely find a nugget of truth in this list. So, men
take note, or better yet, write your own list about why cats (or dogs,
horses, parrots etc.,) make better partners than women!
When a cat sleeps all day it is natural, not annoying.
You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother.
You will never get a call from your cat’s ex.
You can stroke a cat without automatically being expected to have sex.
A cat never comes home drunk after being out all night with friends.
Cats never pretend they know how to fix what is broken.
Cats can fend for themselves.
It is okay if your cat rubs up against the guests in your home.
Cats love rubbing up to your legs regardless if you shaved or not.
When a cat sleeps all day it is natural, not annoying.
You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother.
You will never get a call from your cat’s ex.
You can stroke a cat without automatically being expected to have sex.
A cat never comes home drunk after being out all night with friends.
Cats never pretend they know how to fix what is broken.
Cats can fend for themselves.
It is okay if your cat rubs up against the guests in your home.
Cats love rubbing up to your legs regardless if you shaved or not.